fake-mermaid:

if u dont give me ur wifi password when i come to your house i will never come to your house again

(Source: fake-mermaid)

vanehwasreal:

my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”

I have never been more distraught in my entire life